Teleporting would be the way to go

***This is not MY story, but one of my good friends, she has as many crazy things happen to her as I do!****

I have a friend, who for the sake of ease we will call Jane. Jane has recently taken a job that requires a bit of travel, and that is where the trouble begins!

One morning Jane woke up to a flat tire, usually not a big deal... however when you need to be at a job site over an hour away this is quite the inconvenience. She then ran into her house to get keys to another car. Her sister then generously loans Jane her car, and then Jane is back on the road.

Jane gets about 5 miles, and the car breaks down. As Jane is standing on the side of the road waiting for AAA to come and save her from her plight, a bee flies up Jane's skirt. The next moments of sheer terror bring not only a flailing Jane, but a bit of public indecency as well.

The icing on the cake? Jane got another flat tire less than a week later!

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